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Nikkib582
02-08-12, 20:35 PM
Hi All

To start a missing monkey investigation at Westonzoyland, we will require a photo of said missing monkey, which will be distrubuted to club members to assertain if said monkey has been seen or appehended, a full search of club house and premises will take place this weekend. In the mean time if any person has found said monkey please contact nikki.bewley1(at sign)aol.co.uk

Nikki Bewley

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Peteridms
02-08-12, 23:11 PM
I once lost a bomerang, but eventully it came back !!!

Katie
03-08-12, 08:57 AM
7456
Here a photo of them, I hope you can find Mrs PG, they looked like such a happy couple :(

SteveTurnbull
03-08-12, 11:38 AM
7456
Here a photo of them, I hope you can find Mrs PG, they looked like such a happy couple :(

I'm sure I should know, but it's so hard to tell with monkeys....

Which one is PG and which one is the Mrs?

Would hate to thinkthat she's naked?

justin db
03-08-12, 12:02 PM
Mrs PG is the naked one !!!! pretty obvious really ;-) look how wide apart the legs are ( all that monkey sex does that ) & also the mouth is bigger
:lettersrofl:


I'm sure I should know, but it's so hard to tell with monkeys....

Which one is PG and which one is the Mrs?

Would hate to thinkthat she's naked?

Katie
03-08-12, 12:22 PM
Mrs PG really needs some clothes.... if she can be found.... :(

micromikeuk
03-08-12, 13:57 PM
mabe she's on holiday

VinceG
03-08-12, 14:03 PM
Or she could have been kidnapped
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/151/395814672_dcf60f2dc4.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuartbryant/395814672/)
PG Tips Monkey caught with competing product! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuartbryant/395814672/) by Stuart Bryant (http://www.flickr.com/people/stuartbryant/), on Flickr

dave nixon
04-08-12, 00:21 AM
By the look on his face Vince i think he is adding some liquid or maybe something else to the rubbish tea hes sat on. :take_a_crap:

Jiggles
04-08-12, 09:05 AM
I think you're right Dave :jestercolor:

John

dave nixon
30-08-12, 00:16 AM
Is the monkey coming to Sywell ?

johnny3star
30-08-12, 07:57 AM
Someone must have collected the Monkey this week? because he's no longer in the Priory hut.

VinceG
30-08-12, 08:12 AM
Has the cup gone too?


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johnny3star
30-08-12, 16:58 PM
Yes.
I did take him to Stoke on Sunday, but brought him back with me OK.
I don't expect anything sinister has happened, I will make some enquiries on Saturday.
JM

Bill Scott
30-08-12, 23:31 PM
I heard a rumour that he may have acquired an appetite for onions and frogs legs

Rick Moss
31-08-12, 07:45 AM
Are you saying that someone has taken the cup and/or monkey abroad without updating the thread; both of which contravene the rules and spirit of the game?

dave nixon
31-08-12, 08:38 AM
And he does'nt speak french .

Gentreau
31-08-12, 08:44 AM
Maybe he will be at Blois.
If so, I may capture him and take him further south ..... :)


And he does'nt speak french .
He'll soon learn, once he meets 'une singe francaise'

johnny3star
31-08-12, 09:43 AM
Further news :
One of the Priory residents went to France last week, and took the cup & monkey "for a trip".
I have seen a photo of the cup & monkey at Abberville.
I don't know yet, if they were left at Abberville (I hope not), or simply came back again (more likely) after the photo was taken?
I suspect someone at priory is trying to 'get me at it' and I hope to find the monkey back at priory soon, perhaps wearing a beret?
However,
If anyone is going to Abberville this weekend, perhaps they could make some enquiries.
If he is still there, perhaps they could bring him home.
softly softly . . .

dave nixon
01-09-12, 08:59 AM
Recon the monkeys gone to find that very nice polish co pilot.