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    Bright brides...

    ... and there was me thinking it was a site for intelligent women.

    More fool me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MadamBreakneck View Post
    Bright brides...

    ... and there was me thinking it was a site for intelligent women.

    More fool me.
    The intelligent women can be found on SugarDaddy.com .........
    The three most useless things in aviation:
    • The air above you.
    • The runway behind you.
    • The fuel in the bowser.


    Rule #1: Always tie your aircraft to the largest heaviest object available. The planet Earth meets these requirements and is readily available in all locations.
    Rule #2: The great thing about twin engined aircraft is, if one engine fails, the other engine always has just enough power to get you to the scene of the crash.

    Semper specto in clara parte vitae.

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    I seem to the odd one out. My beloved broom driver keeps booting me out with the words just go flying will you, see you when you come back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    I seem to the odd one out. My beloved broom driver keeps booting me out with the words just go flying will you, see you when you come back.
    Great! What type of broom does he/she fly?




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    Quote Originally Posted by MadamBreakneck View Post
    Great! What type of broom does he/she fly?

    She flies a conventional stick and bristle type, although i have seen a dyson standing around of late, seems technology has taken hold.


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    I have a 2nd wife that flies a Quik, comes flying with me all the time, she only weighs 7 stone which makes her ideal for a "fuel trade-off"......now for the only "bad point" she knows exactly how much I spend on flying.
    Bit of a double edged sword

    You try getting half the fuel money out of the wife at the end of the flight !.......if you can your a better man than me.
    disclaimer....as per 2010 European libel act....these are my thoughts only and may not represent the thoughts or actions of any person /company/group/manufacturer named in this article/Internet posting


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    She flies a conventional stick and bristle type, although i have seen a dyson standing around of late...
    Going to the dark side, eh? It comes to us all in the end



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    She flies a conventional stick and bristle type, although i have seen a dyson standing around of late, seems technology has taken hold.
    Careful, next thing you know, she'll be upgrading to 'full glass' on that dyson ....
    The three most useless things in aviation:
    • The air above you.
    • The runway behind you.
    • The fuel in the bowser.


    Rule #1: Always tie your aircraft to the largest heaviest object available. The planet Earth meets these requirements and is readily available in all locations.
    Rule #2: The great thing about twin engined aircraft is, if one engine fails, the other engine always has just enough power to get you to the scene of the crash.

    Semper specto in clara parte vitae.

    .


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    "Holy Dynons"


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    Mine told me to buy another aircraft to get me out from under her feet. If I didn't, there would be a hammock installed in the garage. (There was no way I was letting her sleep in there for fear that she would "tidy up" all my tool kits. )


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